Gassy Cows Mean Massive Fines
The solution to climate change? According to The Spoof!, fine ranchers $25,000 for every incidence of excessive cow flatulence and make CFLs mandatory in the U.S. by Jan. 2009.
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WWFN to ‘Rubbish Animals’: “Drop Dead”
NewsBiscuit reports that the “World Wide Fund for Nature has decided that certain species of animal are facing extinction due to their own crappy design.”
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Flush Often
The Onion reveals the downside of water-efficient toilets.
Decorative toilet seat (photo courtesy of Bartux via Wikimedia Commons).
